THE EMMERDALES APPRECIATION SOCIETY
 DIAMONDS v MONARCHS
  HORROR PARADE 
     
  MONARCHS FANS PUT ON A SHOW - (Rocky Horror Picture Show) 
          
  Ella nearly never made it / Dr Lars finds her patient, warped minds think alike 
     
McVicar's in Sunday best / Zippy with the monkey's erse
      
Jivin's got a splitin' heid / Lord Broomstick / Lady Macdonald selecting her next victim 
        
 Can still drink                   +          Dress to impress             +       Let out for weekend  
   
 chopping up the sausages 
    

 No one wants to stand with they 2      *       when shall we three meet again  

  

 Might be in disguise but can't hide the megaphone  
      
Shammy's pulled        +      Spare Rib casts a spell for EF's
   
   Swally's or old pumpkins ? 
     
  Lars has a spare part            +          Shammy the Gnome 
  
  Say Cheeeeezzzz