THE EMMERDALES APPRECIATION SOCIETY

 

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

(what do you think you heard)?

03/08 home

DaLenz "A well dressed t-shirt

                                      Saddam "It's no fancy dress this week

             Diesel "Excluded fir be'in a dumpl'n"    

Saddam "That's fast enough £rik"                          

                             Saddam "We'll no worry aboot track records"

 

27/07 home

Saddam "It was PHEEW at the fives

                                    Odds "Is this really Armadale"

           Saddam "Your slash, that's no a cue for you

                Chicken "That woman thought we were a queue


13/07 home

Spangle "How many on the bus coming back"? 

     Diesel "Eh jist keep a eye on it"

                           Saddam "Splash'n oot fir a round wae £3"

             Saddam "Thanks Erik fir that wobble

                    Chicken "But you secretly want to"



06/07 home 

Sindy "I don't know how I managed to say what I just said"? 

     KingRib "Nae photos in the centre"

Chicken "Joel say's he's frozen"                 

Zippy "Suddenly WHOOPH"  

30/06 away Berwick

Saddam "Oh that's us through now" (heat 1)

               Saddam "Another canter

                        Chicken "Your Fletcher but sometimes Arkwright

29/06 home

 Zippy "Na it's no, that's no him

            Saddam "Jim I'm the star o the show"   

                                      Chicken "Who should I pick , 1 fi' 7"? 

22/06 home

Odds " I nearly spilled ma drink

        Saddam " The time for the night 55-9

                        Saddam "We've had some absolute pudd'ns oor the years

Dangerous " Oh, extreme jelly                                              

16/06 away

Chicken "What's the point o that, look at it"  

08/06 home

Spangle "I thought you were on a soft drink

                                                                             Saddam "He's still a follower o fashion"  

Chicken "If he didnae moan,he'd forget how to speak                                            

                     Zippy "You might have a big surprise on your hands

Sindy "To much cotton wool in ma head"                                             


25/05 home

Sindy "Only you caught up last week

               Saddam "Forecast a fall"   

                               Saddam "well done coty paid" 

Diesel & Chicken "Even if his big nose touches" 

11/05 home

DaLenz "A couple trying to get their face in the windie

Zippy "I'm right every week, most days"            

Chicken "You've got more stationary than Menzies                                                   

04/05 home

Odds "Somerset, it's the only time I wear that top

          Diesel "He makes an ugly wumin

                 Chicken & Saddam "Zipper is that you

27/04 home

Diesel "He bailed oot , the big sh**er

Zippy "Can be annoying your beer full 'o' grit            

Chicken "Your no writing that doon, book out                                                      

Chicken "I'm just check'n your welfare

20/04 home

Chicken "Oh that's my writing

Molly "Hoy I'm gett'in aw that in ma face                                                                 

                    Saddam "He'll go in his little black number

           DaLenz "you can put them away now"  

Odd via text. "I fell asleep       

Spangle "Just another Laraine moment"



06/04 home

Chicken "Ken yer dinnae spend pocket"?

Saddam "Naw it's Josh"                             Diesel "It's still encouraging, isn't it" 

Chicken "Oh that's a nice thing to say to me"

DaLenz "She's got a Charlie Brown hat"     

30/03 home

Via text "First night, ya coudnae make it up"

 

 


Winning quote

"I'm gett'in a row fir no listen'n to the row a was gett'in" !