Ode For Ronnie
There is a friend among us
Who we always know as R.D.
He's always on the lookout
For that something you can't see
.
We wind him up as always
And give him plenty cheek
At his countless efforts
To have something unique
.
As he's not succeded
We thought we'd help him out
To find that special something
A one-off, without doubt
.
So sup your wine
And drink your ale
I give you now
The one, the only "Swallydale"
Frae yer mates, The Emmerdales | TOAST TO A TEAM Ne'er has there e'er been a season Wi' such murkie black skies and rain Nae sooner are ye upo' a morn' Yer thinking 'am gettin' drookit again!' Fir its what happens oan yon day 'Tis the reason we a' come gither To watch oor chieftains o' the track An' complain aboot the weather! Be rantin' as oor Master Sam And brothers Erik an' Mark Gie the opposition pelters As they hurtle roond the track! We'll be beckoning new lad Ricky An' welcoming back oor mitchell The comeback king fae injury 'Mon laddie - time to end yon ritual! No forgetting young Max Who we know the tigers fear We see them in a panic Whene'er he gangs near. Fir Josh 'tis aw a learning curve An' we know he'll gie his best Goan side-e-ways and gie-in it laldy To oor neebors fae oot the west! Noo lets cast an ee' fae east to west To oor stars o' cinder and shale Lets toast these bravest o' young men For speedway shall prevail! |