Ode For Ronnie
There is a friend among us
Who we always know as R.D.
He's always on the lookout
For that something you can't see
We wind him up as always
And give him plenty cheek
At his countless efforts
To have something unique
As he's not succeded
We thought we'd help him out
To find that special something
A one-off, without doubt
So sup your wine
And drink your ale
I give you now
The one, the only "Swallydale"
Frae yer mates, The Emmerdales
TOAST TO A TEAM
Ne'er has there e'er been a season
Wi' such murkie black skies and rain
Nae sooner are ye upo' a morn'
Yer thinking 'am gettin' drookit again!'
Fir its what happens oan yon day
'Tis the reason we a' come gither
To watch oor chieftains o' the track
An' complain aboot the weather!
Be rantin' as oor Master Sam
And brothers Erik an' Mark
Gie the opposition pelters
As they hurtle roond the track!
We'll be beckoning new lad Ricky
An' welcoming back oor mitchell
The comeback king fae injury
'Mon laddie - time to end yon ritual!
No forgetting young Max
Who we know the tigers fear
We see them in a panic
Whene'er he gangs near.
Fir Josh 'tis aw a learning curve
An' we know he'll gie his best
Goan side-e-ways and gie-in it laldy
To oor neebors fae oot the west!
Noo lets cast an ee' fae east to west
To oor stars o' cinder and shale
Lets toast these bravest o' young men
For speedway shall prevail!